Since maybe early 2016, astrology has enjoyed a modern reawakening as more millennials and Gen Z-ers flock to horoscope predictions for guidance and stability. It’s also really fun, not gonna lie. And the best part is uncovering thousands of articles that help you choose something based on your zodiac sign (the best pizza for your sign? The best handbag? We could go on and on). But in the spirit of our 8.8 SALE happening this Saturday (August 8, natch), we wanted to give you a guide on which treatments to add to cart, based on the position of stars on the exact moment you were born!

(If you’re not happy with the treatment assigned to your Sun sign, you can always go with your Moon or Ascendant sign. We won’t mind, promise.)

Aries (March 21 – April 19) 

Aries is at the top of her game, and she likes it that way. Don’t even try to get on their bad side! These “audacious rams” love immediate results that get noticed instantly, so it’s no surprise Thermage FLX is the one for you. Jawline? ASAP. Sculpting? ASAP.

Click here to preload Thermage FLX to your cart for 8.8.

Taurus (April 20 – May 20)

Taurus is an earth sign, and in honor of the phrase “salt of the earth,” nothing would suit this sign more than the Salt Facial. What’s more, Taureans love serene and soothing environments, and an acne-prevention and exfoliation treatment that reminds them of the sea is definitely up their alley.

Click here to preload Salt Facial (with cleaning) to your cart for 8.8.

Gemini (May 21 – June 20)

This air sign is so very occupied in its many passions that it literally needed to clone itself. Naturally, Geminis need a double deal! And they’ll find that in BioNutriGlow + Botox. The NCTF content in BioNutriGlow contains over 50 vitamins and peptides to perk up the eyes, and the Botox will diminish expression lines, resulting in an overall younger look. 

Click here to preload BioNutriGlow + Botox to your cart for 8.8.

Cancer (June 21 – July 22)

So Cancers are pretty emotional. That’s because they’re intuitive–they can read a room, any room, like no one’s business. This can often take a toll on their mental health, though. They deserve to unwind with Skin Reboot: the thick, stem-cell rich cream used is absorbed by the skin via RF and microcurrent to address sagging skin, without pain at all. 1, 2, 3, asleep on the treatment bed.

Click here to preload Skin Reboot to your cart for 8.8.

Leo (July 23 – August 22) 

The haters will tell you Leos are full of themselves. But the admirers will tell you they’re just brimming with confidence! There’s no better way to boost that confidence than with a pain-free, movement-free workout: Myosculpt, which causes 30,000 muscle contractions in a single session! Now nothing’s going to stop them from showing off their abs. Oh, no? Oh, yes.

Click here to preload Myosculpt (Body) to your cart for 8.8.

Virgo (August 23 – September 22)

Virgos have always been known to be systematic and practical. This means that many of them tend to be perfectionists. And they strive for perfection when it comes to beauty, so that’s why the Juvederm Filler + Botox combo is perfect for them. Virgos know that Botox and fillers aren’t just for those with ultra-visible wrinkles. It’s also for those who are looking to replace lost volume and smoothen lines that are just about to show. In essence, it’s a two-step road to perfection. (BTW: Kylie Jenner’s iconic lips? Juvederm fillers.)

Click here to preload Juvederm Filler (Volift) + Botox to your cart for 8.8.

Click here to preload Juvederm Filler (Voluma) + Botox to your cart for 8.8.

Click here to preload Juvederm Filler (Volbella) + Botox to your cart for 8.8.

Libra (September 23 – October 22)

Libras are a sucker for harmony and balance. That’s why they tend to be diplomatic, flirtatious, and charming (almost to a fault). No social situation is too overwhelming for a Libra. The Glass Skin Facial is their treatment twin, because its multi-serum infusion restores harmony and balance to the skin, too. 

Click here to preload Glass Skin Facial (with cleaning) to your cart for 8.8.

Scorpio (October 23 – November 21)

Who else thought Scorpio was a fire sign? They can be so passionate and vivacious, but they’re actually water signs: extremely emotional, often even primal. We hear they’re the best in bed, too, but that’s another story. Their sorry-not-sorry nature is suited to V-Contour Body, which is an injectable procedure that dissolves fat at the targeted area. It basically commands the fat to up and leave the body. How assertive. Just like a Scorpio. 

Click here to preload V-Contour (Body) to your cart for 8.8.

Sagittarius (November 22 – December 21)

When they’re not off at some silent retreat in Indochina or partying it up with their 7 (yes, 7) best friends, Sagittarians are constantly ~thirsty~ to learn more about life. They’re unapologetic, and they always strive for better, the same way Angel Whitening gives you better and better results after every session. It’s meant to be. 

Click here to preload Angel Whitening (Face and Neck) to your cart for 8.8.

Click here to preload Angel Whitening (Armpit) to your cart for 8.8.

Click here to preload Angel Whitening (Whole Body) to your cart for 8.8.

Capricorn (December 22 – January 19)

Don’t mess with no-nonsense Capricorns. They’re ambitious, relentless, and realistic, which means they make great leaders. Their treatment soulmate is one that can match their goal-oriented personality: Enerjet + Botox. Enerjet inserts hyaluronic acid into the skin swiftly and decisively, and Botox makes wrinkles disappear before you can even leave the treatment room. Wham, bam, thank you, ma’am.

Click here to preload Enerjet + Botox to your cart for 8.8.

Aquarius (January 20 – February 18)

Aquarians: original, independent, humanitarian. They’re one of the most analytical signs on the zodiac, so the words Skin Genius would suit them well. Skin Genius combines RF and microneedling to repair skin texture and slim the face, all in a 40-minute treatment. Why Genius? It’s able to calculate the amount of energy and the needle depth needed to treat each square inch of skin precisely. If that machine could have a sign, it’d definitely be an Aquarius.

Click here to preload Skin Genius to your cart for 8.8.

Pisces (February 19 – March 20)

Pisces, while adorable for the most part, often float between fantasy and reality. This makes them excellent artists and more likely to be optimists. Like Cancerians, they’re extremely emotional and intuitive, and they deserve to be protected! (#ProtectPisceans.) Another thing that needs protection? Their skin texture, which is where Fractional CO2 comes in. This laser treatment removes columns of skin tissue to encourage surrounding (untouched) skin columns to aid in healing, resulting in better skin texture, less pigmentation, and smoother skin.

Click here to preload Fractional C02 (Face) to your cart for 8.8.

Our 30th birthday (August—we’re Leos!) is coming up soon, so we hope this guide helped you figure out which treatments to try on our celebration this Saturday. May the stars guide you to a Belo Beautiful Future! See you on 8.8!